“Today, as I changed Kylea’s diaper, two thoughts crossed my mind…

1.) There could easily be a TV show called “When Baby Diapers Fail.” I could provide the whole first season with traumatic events I have experienced.

2.) I have an invention idea for a baby pressure washer that attaches right to the bath faucet.

Chronicles of kyle, January 6th, 2017

Oh the adventures of fatherhood! I still look back on this experience and laugh. Diapers are great. Don’t get me wrong. Most of us have heard the expression “Up a creek without a paddle.”  Well, the diaper sometimes serves as a literal crap creek. It channels the inner mess from the diaper, up the back, all the way to the neck. Nothing is salvageable at that point besides, hopefully, the baby herself. It usually happens when Mom leaves the house. I resort to scissors for cutting off the outfit and then a match for burning it in the fire pit. In my opinion, I am out on the idea of scrubbing out the feces and tossing something so atrocious in the washer with unsoiled clothes or letting it soak in water and OxyClean. I am in the process of getting the baby power washer patented. Updates to come… 😉

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